Yep. I'm back yet again with my own personal version of "Kids Say the Darndest Things." Ready for a giggle? Me too!
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Banks: "Do some grown-ups like to play with toys?"
Momma: "Well, yeah, grown-up versions of toys."
Banks: "Grown-up virgins?"
Some would argue...yes.
Some would argue...yes.
(When my kids forget to say "please," I'll make the /p/ sound, as in /puh/ to remind them)...
Raleigh: "Can I have a vitamin?"
Momma: "Puh, puh, puh..."
Raleigh: "I see your hiney; So nice and shiny; And it wiggles; So nice and piggles."
Not quite how it's supposed to go. But. I like her version better. ;)
Not quite how it's supposed to go. But. I like her version better. ;)
We use the actual anatomical words when describing our private parts. None of this "Hoo-Hah"-type nonsense in the Lu home. Yet, while Banks and Raleigh use the word "penis" correctly, they refer to lady parts as a "puh-gina."
Banks also refers to "nipples" as "knuckles." #lostintranslation
(When hearing an announcement come over the loud speaker while out shopping):
Banks also refers to "nipples" as "knuckles." #lostintranslation
(When hearing an announcement come over the loud speaker while out shopping):
Momma: "...And when Harrison is older, it'll be so fun for the three of you to play together all the time!"
Banks: "Well, we won't be able to play together ALL the time. One day, we'll die."
[Shocked stare and speechlessness from Momma...]
For whatever reason, Banks and Raleigh are obsessed with the commercials for this local HVAC company, Morris & Jenkins. Well, you'd have thought a celebrity came to our home the day our AC broke and we called them to come out for a consult. Banks and Raleigh were ecstatic and called the confused HVAC repairman "Mr. Jenkins" the whole time he was there while following him around our house with star-gazed expressions.
Apparently in the Mill, being an HVAC specialist is as celebrity as they come.
For whatever reason, Banks and Raleigh are obsessed with the commercials for this local HVAC company, Morris & Jenkins. Well, you'd have thought a celebrity came to our home the day our AC broke and we called them to come out for a consult. Banks and Raleigh were ecstatic and called the confused HVAC repairman "Mr. Jenkins" the whole time he was there while following him around our house with star-gazed expressions.
Apparently in the Mill, being an HVAC specialist is as celebrity as they come.
Daddy: "Banks, do you think I'm a good dad?"
Banks: "Yes."
Daddy: "Is there anything I can do differently that would make me a better dad?"
Banks: "When you make pancakes, you could flip them in the air and try catching them."
The secret to great parenting, straight from the mouth of a pre-schooler. :)
Banks: "Yes."
Daddy: "Is there anything I can do differently that would make me a better dad?"
Banks: "When you make pancakes, you could flip them in the air and try catching them."
The secret to great parenting, straight from the mouth of a pre-schooler. :)
Banks: "Mom, sometimes I don't like you BUT I love you more times than I don't like you.
Ummm...???
Ummm...???
Banks wants to be a grown-up so badly and likes to try to use grown-up phrases. But. Often, he does so incorrectly:
Momma: "Thanks for doing that, Banks."
Banks: "Any problem."
A mix of "No problem" and "Anytime", perhaps?
And then there was...
Raleigh: "Thank you, Banks!"
Banks: "You're welcome! What could I do without you?"
It's "would," little buddy. ;)
Keep 'em coming, kiddos...
Hahaha!!! You're gonna be so glad you have these all recorded when they're older. I did this more when Hailee started talking but need to get back to it again.
ReplyDeleteI love it!!